husband, thy name is...
Raoul Bova.
I was watching "Under The Tuscan Sun" the other day. for lack of anything else to watch. I never really enjoyed Diane Lane flicks cos they usually involve a mongrel breed of European man with a penchant for sweaty sex. and I always figured that the lovely Ms Lane is too old for porno.. but, hey.
Anyway, in this movie, her leading man (Marcello) is [surprise!] European. And, yes, he has a penchant for sweaty sex. ["I will make love all over you now, Frances."] But this time, I found him irrestistibly hot. Like hot hot. Like, dear sweet lord, I must be lonely kind of hot.
this is the exact scene where I fell in love. I still don't know if it was the lighting. or how the Hollywood people deliberately included a kitten that paled in comparison to his lustability because they full well know that people don't lust after kittens. [or do they?]
Here is Diane Lane (Frances) with the love of my life. The short and short of it is that Marcello couldn't deal with Diane Lane's unavailability schedule-wise, and so in a few moments he will tell her they should just be friends and Diane cries and shit.. I don't know, I wasn't paying attention to the plot anymore at this point.
Anyway, so I made a plan. I will move to Italy. Even if I don't have any money I will find a way. I will track him down and badger him into loving me back. I will have to track him down first. even if it means I have to ransack and pillage Rome to find him. Even if it means I have to search
under every rock
every fence and chicken wire
and every shallow pond that can barely accomodate a full grown man
to find him. RAOUL BOVA, I am coming for you.
I was watching "Under The Tuscan Sun" the other day. for lack of anything else to watch. I never really enjoyed Diane Lane flicks cos they usually involve a mongrel breed of European man with a penchant for sweaty sex. and I always figured that the lovely Ms Lane is too old for porno.. but, hey.
Anyway, in this movie, her leading man (Marcello) is [surprise!] European. And, yes, he has a penchant for sweaty sex. ["I will make love all over you now, Frances."] But this time, I found him irrestistibly hot. Like hot hot. Like, dear sweet lord, I must be lonely kind of hot.
this is the exact scene where I fell in love. I still don't know if it was the lighting. or how the Hollywood people deliberately included a kitten that paled in comparison to his lustability because they full well know that people don't lust after kittens. [or do they?]
Here is Diane Lane (Frances) with the love of my life. The short and short of it is that Marcello couldn't deal with Diane Lane's unavailability schedule-wise, and so in a few moments he will tell her they should just be friends and Diane cries and shit.. I don't know, I wasn't paying attention to the plot anymore at this point.
Anyway, so I made a plan. I will move to Italy. Even if I don't have any money I will find a way. I will track him down and badger him into loving me back. I will have to track him down first. even if it means I have to ransack and pillage Rome to find him. Even if it means I have to search
under every rock
every fence and chicken wire
and every shallow pond that can barely accomodate a full grown man
to find him. RAOUL BOVA, I am coming for you.
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Incidentally, I did some research on his past movies and he appeared in Alien vs. Predator. Agatha will be very piqued to know that he was the dude we were laughing at in that trailer who said, "Deesis de fyeest peeyamid ever byeelt!"
but so what. if, in the movie, he was able to say "I weel make loove all over you now" then I have no complaints whatsoever.