hugeorgy
I can't wrap my head around why, when I write something nice and wholesome like... yoga or whatever, few people really read it. Then I write a story that's about orgasms, suddenly, 14,000 plus people read it.
Now we know sex sells.
I've suggested to my editor, that we insert the words "sex" and "orgasms" in every story that we make, and conceal the words in white text color so no one can see them in between paragraphs. In every future interview that I will conduct- be it with politicians or ambassadors- I will always find time to ask them: "How is your sex life?" and write it in a juicy, unethical column called "How Do They Do?"
Now we know sex sells.
I've suggested to my editor, that we insert the words "sex" and "orgasms" in every story that we make, and conceal the words in white text color so no one can see them in between paragraphs. In every future interview that I will conduct- be it with politicians or ambassadors- I will always find time to ask them: "How is your sex life?" and write it in a juicy, unethical column called "How Do They Do?"
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